stilesstilinskie:

Hello, my name is Hazel Grace Lancaster, and Augustus Waters was the star-crossed love of my life. Our’s in a epic love story and I probably won’t be able to get more than a sentence out with disappearing into a puddle of tears. Like all real love stories our’s will die with us - as it should. You know, I kind of hoped that he’d be the one eulogizing me because there’s really no one else. I’m not going to talk about a love story because I can’t. So instead, I’m gonna talk about math. I am not a mathematician - but I do know this. There are infinite between 0 and 1, there’s .1, and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there’s an even bigger set of numbers between 0 and 2, or 0 and a million. Some infinities are simply bigger than other infinities. 

saltysirius:

Me: “Can we do a group hug?”Patrick: “YEAH WE CAN! GROUP HUG!”Joe: *hugs himself and repeats* “I love myself so much”

saltysirius:

Me: “Can we do a group hug?”
Patrick: “YEAH WE CAN! GROUP HUG!”
Joe: *hugs himself and repeats* “I love myself so much”

Everywhere. That word hung in the air awhile. We both knew what it meant. 

slayboybunny:

men disgust me and i don’t mean that in a silly misandrist tumblr post zinger way I mean that at least 80% of the men I have met say think and do really disgusting shit regularly

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

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Dear white people, please have all the seats. Y’all make all kinds of excuses to use the n-word, to call me a chink, to tell my brown friends to go back to their country, to make them apologize for 9/11, tell me to get over racism cuz ‘slavery ended 400 years ago’, tell me that ‘I’m just appreciating Indians by wearing this headdress’, oh, but the second BuzzFeed makes a post about liking Starbucks we’re being racist and perpetuating stereotypes. Oh. Okay. That’s cool. You have your television shows and music videos and billboard ads and magazine covers and movies that feature 99.99% white people but the second that I step up and ask if I can have a t.v. show that positively represents Asians I’m asking for too much. That’s just too much to handle right now what with all the white people blazoned across every media outlet. And before any of you think about responding with some baseless comment like, “These stereotypes are really bad; they reinforce segregation” just know that no one is killing you for these stereotypes. It does not affect you getting a job, or being objectified. Your ancestors erased entire histories and communities and you benefit from this so don’t try and read me because I made a joke about you wearing Uggs and liking Starbucks.

Edit: One more thing, don’t use the ‘we’re all human’ excuse or the ‘I have a/n (insert race here) friend’ or the ‘I don’t see colour’ argument. Yes, we’re all human, but our life experiences are different, your small group of (insert race here) friends doesn’t mean you can say whatever slur you want, and ignoring colour invalidates and delegitmizes people’s identity, history, and stories, just cuz you don’t wanna talk about it.

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Sean Kua

Comment from a buzzfeed post “

29 Tumblr Posts About White People That Will Make You Sip Your Tea” and my gosh he preaching 

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I saw that post and the SO MANY HURT FEELINGS of whiny white people. Fellow whites: Cut that shit out. See also #29 on that list: “Generalizations of white people don’t get them killed.”

Renisha McBride died at the hands of a racist white man (and countless other people of color at the hands of other racist white men, who generally had the support of the white women around them) and you feel equally entitled to be angry because someone made fun of you for liking shows about serial killers and eating bland food. Get over it.

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